# I am filthy rich.

By [amjoe](https://paragraph.com/@amjoe) · 2022-05-05

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There are biscuits on the table if you want some.

Can’t you open the door?

What a lovely little girl she is.

I've narrowed the list of possibilities down to three.

This room is too big.

I haven’t been invited.

Tom thought he was in big trouble.

I am an escort.

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