# Jan 23, 2023

**Published by:** [AndrewDaBest](https://paragraph.com/@andrewdabest/)
**Published on:** 2023-01-24
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@andrewdabest/jan-23-2023

## Content

Jake Will looked solemnly inside his dear ol’ random apartment. Oh, how he loved his random apartment which was covered by toenails. Oh, how he wished he could go to a toenail fungus clinic to clean up his charmful and carveouts toenail oh how he adored them. As he glanced outside the window, he saw the rain like elephants jumping on the ground. Who in their right mind would go outside this evening? Thought our wonderful, charming, whisky drinker, Jake Will. Jake Will sees someone outside in the thumping rain as mentioned before. He rushed outside and heroically jumped at a bottle of whisky that had rolled outside from the bottom of his beloved toenail fungus-covered random apartment. The background was covered with screams of despair from the person behind him. Oh, it doesn't matter at least I got my bottle of whisky. Still, cries were still behind him as he slowly walked to his beloved toenail fungus-covered apartment that he doesn't own. He walked away heroically away from the rain still not noticing the crying person in the background. Should I save her? Thought our wonderful, charming, whisky drinker, Jake Will. I mean I guess I have to but when he turned around, it was already too late. THE END

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