# andrewsimpson ## Recent Posts - [Uncle Joe gave me a red toy truck.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/uncle-joe-gave-me-a-red-toy-truck) - [You don't have to make a big deal out of it.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/you-don-t-have-to-make-a-big-deal-out-of-it) - [Clothes make the man.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/clothes-make-the-man) - [She's there.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/she-s-there) - [Rhinestone earrings are expensive.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/rhinestone-earrings-are-expensive) - [Yes I live in this house over here.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/yes-i-live-in-this-house-over-here) - [We have bigger problems.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/we-have-bigger-problems) - [This work itself is very easy.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/this-work-itself-is-very-easy) - [You just made a very big mistake.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/you-just-made-a-very-big-mistake) - [The computer was hot and overheated.](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/the-computer-was-hot-and-overheated) ## Blog Information - [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/): Main blog page - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@andrewsimpson): Subscribe to updates ## Optional - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/): Complete post archive - [Sitemap](https://paragraph.com/@andrewsimpson/sitemap-index.xml): XML sitemap for crawlers