# I love this headline so much.

**Published by:** [andrewwolters](https://paragraph.com/@andrewwolters/)
**Published on:** 2022-05-10
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@andrewwolters/i-love-this-headline-so-much

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This is the biggest cat that I've ever seen. Pay off your credit cards. I've made a list of foods that I can't eat. You’re getting fat. I’m not drinking alcohol because I will drive other people home later. That's a really big apple. It was on the list. I am a waitress. Have you opened the door? With these headphones, I can't hear anything.

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