# NFTs ... For Noobs

By [Aundi Ngoya](https://paragraph.com/@aundingoya) · 2022-06-08

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NFTs, NFTs, NFTs!

No Fap Tuesdays, right?

If you have been living under a rock, [NFTs](https://ethereum.org/en/nft/) are Non-Fungible Tokens; digital, irreplicable, and blockchained.

NFTs can represent real-world items like [Madonna’s punani](https://jezebel.com/madonna-s-vagina-could-save-us-all-1848918062).

And in the NFT world, [a rock](https://opensea.io/collection/wrapped-ether-rock) is worth more than your net worth.

I am not an NFT degen.

I missed out on [Bored Apes](https://boredapeyachtclub.com/), [Cool Cats](https://www.coolcatsnft.com/), [Pudgy Penguins](https://www.pudgypenguins.io/), [Lazy Lions](https://www.lazylionsnft.com/), [Weird Whales](https://weirdwhalesnft.com/), [Okay Bears](https://www.okaybears.com/), and all other animal NFTs.

But at least I have an [NFT of land on Mars](https://www.mars4.me/), so Elona Musk got nothing on me.

Not forgetting my [Moonies](https://moonie.io/), because who does not want to go to the moon?

The cool thing about NFTs is that you can own your dream crib or car for cheap - like [this condo](https://app.wilderworld.com/market/cribs.wiami.southbeach.qube.23-69) or [this Lambo](https://app.wilderworld.com/market/wheels.genesis.189).

Or if you are a SIMP, [get a 7-ish](https://looksrare.org/collections/0x13015585932752A8e6Dc24bE6c07c420381AF53d/225).

Remember, none of this is real stuff.

You only enjoy it in the [metaverse](https://www.wired.com/story/what-is-the-metaverse/) with Uncle Zuck.

Good luck on your NFT journey!

In case you get REKD, like the guy who minted [Kevin](https://nftevening.com/we-need-to-talk-about-kevin/), you can always cope with other [rekt guys](https://www.osf.art/rektguy).

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*Originally published on [Aundi Ngoya](https://paragraph.com/@aundingoya/nfts-for-noobs)*