# BALDER, a better and sexier bald

By [BALDER](https://paragraph.com/@balder) · 2023-07-31

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Are you tired of tangled hair and bad hair days?  😚

**A better and sexier bald.**

**And you can bridge back to Ethereum.**

Embrace the sleek and sassy **BALDER** look, cause **#BALDERisthenewsexy.** That's right, folks, say hello to **BALDER** - the epic combo of confidence and wealth! 😎

So, if you're ready to rock the bald look while navigating the world of memes and richie, **BALDER** is your new partner in crime! 🤝

![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/5e9ef2183bceb63ce8d142f7718957835c485233b0f15bd3bc11541c3a5c88c2.png)

Source:

[https://twitter.com/garlamwon/status/1685596259334438912?s=46&t=-NCrKkS46FostsM8hS8jLg](https://twitter.com/garlamwon/status/1685596259334438912?s=46&t=-NCrKkS46FostsM8hS8jLg)

### **👉 BALDER - Richer, Confidence, Swagger! Only at DerpDEX!**

_Ps: you can bridge back to Ethereum 🤘_

**BALDER details 🤠BALDER website:** [https://mirror.xyz/0x7c63e2B89D3F3F0Ba1AD37799dF55D29e0cd4e96/XJjXJY3Id24B85vOvlZXEZZhqUhYKoC59iEkcAegGvg](https://mirror.xyz/0x7c63e2B89D3F3F0Ba1AD37799dF55D29e0cd4e96/XJjXJY3Id24B85vOvlZXEZZhqUhYKoC59iEkcAegGvg)  
  
**BALDER token address:** 0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663 ([https://www.oklink.com/zksync/token/0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663](https://www.oklink.com/zksync/token/0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663))  
  
**Maximum supply:** 100 billion BALDER  
  
**Trade at** [**DerpDEX.com**](http://derpdex.com/) **ETH-BALDER:** [https://app.derpdex.com/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663](https://app.derpdex.com/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xae9aa7beeb2e724969dfc7b381c5c19578c52663)  
  
**GeckoTerminal chart:** [https://www.geckoterminal.com/zksync/derpdex/pools](https://www.geckoterminal.com/zksync/derpdex/pools)  
  
**Dextool chart:** [https://www.dextools.io/app/en/zksync/pair-explorer/0x9261763b1c14bb0c8228fd8d16a56a334ed03213](https://www.dextools.io/app/en/zksync/pair-explorer/0x9261763b1c14bb0c8228fd8d16a56a334ed03213)  
  
**Contract Owner Renounced:** [https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x160159b8ae4ddeeadee7000f344568bcee53b87e0f2d339431ef10c30b80806c](https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x160159b8ae4ddeeadee7000f344568bcee53b87e0f2d339431ef10c30b80806c)  
  
**LP Locked 3 months:** [https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x81b820b60e4f66aa41ab542273c0252da5c44ee1c667feee37c7316f85fa2fb2](https://explorer.zksync.io/tx/0x81b820b60e4f66aa41ab542273c0252da5c44ee1c667feee37c7316f85fa2fb2)

You know what’s better than BALD? 😈

**BALDER**
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Need more masculinity, get **BALDER**

Too weak in bed? Get **BALDER**

Your gf says you are not good enough? Get **BALDER**

Your boss says you are useless piece of shit? Get **BALDER**

Wants to be a billionaire but too broke? Get **BALDER**

![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/1934dca5eb4449926576ef809623c7a4f97c594f872b7a4e3c8ad7076f6a44f2.jpg)

### **Remember, BALDER is the new sexy, and we're here to prove it!**

[https://twitter.com/BALDERSexier](https://twitter.com/BALDERSexier)

[https://t.me/BalderSexier](https://t.me/BalderSexier)

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*Originally published on [BALDER](https://paragraph.com/@balder/balder-a-better-and-sexier-bald)*