# We're so back

By [Bermpty-headed](https://paragraph.com/@bermpty-headed) · 2024-10-21

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yesterday some stupid retards have minted out our project closure article in **less than 20 minutes**. all the other articles have been minted out as well.

we can’t even imagine what’s going on inside your heads but it amazed us so much that we’ve decided to stay and help you to mentally recover.

besides, we’ve realized that we can’t hide from your stupidity, so no need for games. we’ve outplayed all the berainless. [_we’re now opening our discord to make light of the situation._](https://discord.gg/bermptyheaded)

**bstatistics**

![just look at how berainless you really are that you’re ready to create 10/100/1000 sybil accounts in a fake chain.](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/8392f3b04a0e07b6ea52ceb4be73c65546786f2e522c71b69eb3d63fa2b583c5.jpg)

just look at how berainless you really are that you’re ready to create 10/100/1000 sybil accounts in a fake chain.

ngl that arouses our admiration even though we aren’t so sure that it has any value. we’ve been thinking about it for a long time and that led us to the new consensus -> PoS (not proof-of stake but proof-of-stupidity) to find the most retarded users amongst all.

**_how do i proof my stupidity?_**

that’s pretty easy. just send your tweet link in [there](https://discord.com/channels/1296581848331456582/1296583593740468295). this could be literally anything including something you’ve posted a long time ago or maybe something completely new. basically it could be any **memes, arts, feet pics, threads, real life photo, testnet usage proofs** etc etc etc. that could be about berachain itself or any other ecosystem projects. holy shit you can even post a pic of how you’re soaking your feet while completing THJ quests. you can also send multiple posts to proof that you’re even more stupid than the others.

we don’t really care what ur going to send. we’re looking to find the most bermpty-headed beras and we’re gonna keep doing this until we find everyone. and of course we’ll have enough eyes to track everyone’s useless activity, don’t even worry about it.

**some alpha:**

*   _partnerships?_
    
*   hell yeah baby.
    
*   _sneak-peaks?_
    
*   not on our lifes.
    
*   _discord roles?_
    
*   **blacklisted** - pretty self-explanatory. you’re not allowed to mint our collection (_mp very cheap_)
    
    **og (objectively gay)** - you’re even dumber than we thought (_mp free_)
    
    **airborp** - you’re the fucking dumbest bera in the whole universe (_2 free nfts_)
    
    **homo berainless** - the first users in our discord (_utilities unknown_)
    
    **useless article holder** - self-explanatory
    
    **useless multiple articles holder** - … (_verify your articles ownership in_ [_our discord_](https://discord.com/channels/1296581848331456582/1297142511604731986))
    
*   _should i mint this article?_
    
*   yeah, minting is crucial and you’ll be getting a **_fuckton_** of utility. you’re gonna get outplayed by us anyway you dumb fucks.
    

![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/c463d18c1120e2683df8592d1249b10ffb2d892922a0648202b7a89cbfb75bc7.png)

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*Originally published on [Bermpty-headed](https://paragraph.com/@bermpty-headed/we-re-so-back)*