# have you ever

By [Chungus Humungous](https://paragraph.com/@boomstick) · 2022-06-12

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boofed a ham and cheese omelet and chased it with a screwdriver not the drink but an actual screwdriver

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*Originally published on [Chungus Humungous](https://paragraph.com/@boomstick/have-you-ever)*