# My first date

By [Daily news,stories and memes](https://paragraph.com/@cgefilms) · 2025-10-15

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#cgefilms And waistbides bby 😂👀

So I once dated this fine girl with waist beads, ehn… the beads had more confidence than me! 😩😂

First day I hugged her, I heard “clink clink” — I thought my phone fell. She smiled and said, “Don’t worry, it’s my protection.” Protection against what, abeg? Temptation or confusion? 😭

One day, we were chilling and she stood up to dance small. My brother, those waist beads started doing praise and worship! 💃🔥 Even my brain lost connection, I started speaking in tongues — “Waist bead ooo, have mercy!” 😂

But the funny part? Anytime she was angry, she’d remove them dramatically like she was revoking my access. I’d just sit there thinking, “God, please reconnect me.” 🤦‍♂😂

Since then, I respect any girl wearing waist beads. Because once those beads move, your sense will move too. 😭💃

Hw is it going today lovers 💞

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