# The Crypto Coven Gift Guide 🎁

By [Crypto Coven](https://paragraph.com/@crypto-coven-2) · 2021-12-06

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Season’s greetings, witches! As the days shorten and winter descends, we celebrate the splendor of the sun’s rebirth and the people, creatures, and dark entities we hold dearest to our hearts. We tip our hats at whatever form your celebration may take—foliage decoration, foraged nuts over ceremonial pyres, a festive photoshoot with your cat—but we laud most of all the exchange of fine gifts. Whether it be a show of devotion or an offering to an angered spirit, we have recommendations for all of the wondrous and woeful magic-makers in your life.

For Enchantresses
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ENCHANTRESSES are beings of luxury and glamour—indulge in those ostrich feathers! Those fine faux furs, shimmers, and jewels! Turn to _Circe_ or the Sisters Wyrd to put your ENCHANTRESS in touch with their rich lineage of desire and destruction.

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1.  **Cassandra Dressing Gown in Dark Olive** ([Boudoir by D’Lish, $500](https://boudoirbydlish.bigcartel.com/product/dark-olive-cassandra-dressing-gown))
    
2.  **Serpent Ring** ([Child of Wild, $170](https://www.childofwild.com/collections/editors-picks/products/serpent-ring))
    
3.  **_Wyrd Sisters_ by Terry Prachett** ([Bookshop, $9](https://bookshop.org/books/wyrd-sisters/9780062225733))
    
4.  **Chacha Duskita Turban** ([Wolf & Badger, £357](https://www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/chacha-duskita-turban/))
    
5.  **Dauphine Eau de Toilette** ([Goest, $140](https://www.goest.us/dauphine-edt/))
    
6.  **Legendary Bestsellers Kit** ([Pat McGrath, $168](https://www.patmcgrath.com/products/legendary-bestsellers-kit?variant=39599892496453))
    
7.  **Gold Halo Crown** ([CarbickovaCrowns, $89](https://www.etsy.com/listing/776824844/gold-halo-crown-halo-headpiece-festival))
    
8.  **Circe by Madeline Miller** ([Bookshop, $16](https://bookshop.org/books/circe-9781549117640/9780316556323))
    
9.  **Pointed Toe Pompom Slippers** ([LarosaStyle, $100](https://www.larosastyle.com/products/pointed-toe-pompom-mule))
    

For Hags
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The winter is a hard time for your cottagecore cutie. As nature lays down to rest, lift your HAG’s spirits with candlelight, the illustrious mushroom hat, or virtual farming set to the most calming soundtrack the internet can muster.

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1.  **Mushroom Hat Patterns** ([OfTheFforest, $20](https://www.etsy.com/listing/881248887/mushroom-hat-all-five-patterns-and))
    
2.  **Monstera Adansonii “Archipelago” Keychain** ([Hemleva, $18](https://hemleva.com/collections/keychains/products/monstera-adansonii-archipelago-keychain))
    
3.  **Queen of the Underworld Art Nouveau Crown** ([idolatre, $393](https://www.etsy.com/listing/604304163/queen-of-the-underworld-art-nouveau?ref=shop_home_feat_1))
    
4.  **Plant Magic E-Book** ([The Wondersmith, $9](https://www.thewondersmith.com/ebooks/plantmagic))
    
5.  **Steel Watering Can** ([MoMA Design Store, $28](https://store.moma.org/gifts/under-25/burgon-ball-steel-watering-can/14015-153965.html?cgid=gifts-under-25#start=1))
    
6.  **Fox Druid Enamel Pin** ([Gallery Nucleus, $12](https://www.gallerynucleus.com/detail/30507/))
    
7.  **The Green Gables Cottage Puff Dress** ([Selkie, $295](https://selkiecollection.com/collections/dresses-jumpsuits/products/the-green-gables-cottage-puff-dress))
    
8.  **Take Off Temporary Tattoo** ([Inkbox, $12](https://inkbox.com/products/take-off))
    
9.  **Stardew Valley** ([Steam, $15](https://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/Stardew_Valley/))
    
10.  **Avocado Vase** ([Huckberry, $48](https://huckberry.com/store/ilex-studios/category/p/62177-avocado-vase))
    
11.  **Winnie Floral Taper Candle Set** ([Urban Outfitters, $18](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/winnie-floral-taper-candle-set?inventoryCountry=US&color=095&size=ONE%20SIZE&type=REGULAR&quantity=1))
    
12.  **Teak Bookends** ([CB2, $40](https://www.cb2.com/teak-bookends-set-of-2/s338498))
    

For Mages
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If you’ve noticed your MAGE lusting after their WITCH’s octagonal glasses, now is your time. Gift your favorite bookworm a new read, or light up their room with the arcane summoning circle of their dreams and dissertations.

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1.  **Baba Is You** ([Steam, $15](https://store.steampowered.com/app/736260/Baba_Is_You/))
    
2.  **Agate Stone Bookends** ([West Elm, $52](https://www.westelm.com/products/agate-bookend-d1229/?pkey=s~bookends~119))
    
3.  **Duncan Octagonal Glasses** ([Tijn, $28](https://tijneyewear.com/product-duncan-gold-colour-00?nopregsrc=YM-S-TIJN&nopcampaign=TIJN-006&gclid=Cj0KCQiA-qGNBhD3ARIsAO_o7ylN_4qYzMnJi0q4rrbcBvs8QHjtmTU15SbRvyHx69zi5mX2dYDQNI8aAo5eEALw_wcB))
    
4.  **Zodiac Ring** ([Catbird, $124](https://www.catbirdnyc.com/zodiac-ring.html))
    
5.  **AdaBox** ([Adafruit, $60](https://www.adafruit.com/adabox/))
    
6.  **HAY Neon LED Tube Light** ([MoMA Design Store, $75](https://store.moma.org/for-the-home/featured/hay/hay-neon-led-tube-light/12992-152730.html?flow_enabled=false&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtJeNBhCVARIsANJUJ2GNl44qEH7VO1NSYroDB1rbEHZFgXndgjDzmOI7LlTZHkS3mITpUu0aAn1aEALw_wcB))
    
7.  **_Equal Rites_ by Terry Pratchett** ([Bookshop, $9](https://bookshop.org/books/equal-rites/9780062225696))
    
8.  **_The Three-Body Problem_ by Liu Cixin** ([Bookshop, $17](https://bookshop.org/books/the-three-body-problem/9780765382030))
    
9.  **_House of Leaves_ by Mark Z. Danielewski** ([Bookshop, $22](https://bookshop.org/books/house-of-leaves/9780375703768))
    
10.  **_The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams** ([Bookshop, $7](https://bookshop.org/books/the-hitchhiker-s-guide-to-the-galaxy-9780345391803/9780345391803))
    
11.  **Prysm Halo Desk Lamp** ([WiseHomeProducts, $54](https://www.etsy.com/listing/954843731/prysm-halo-color-changing-desk-lamp-led?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=neon+halo&ref=sr_gallery-1-27&frs=1))
    

For Necromancers
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Necromancy requires polish, patience, and a fantastic hat. Check out some of the IRL inspirations for the necrotic headgear and jewelry of the wilds. Garth Nix’s _Sabriel_ is a team favorite, and who could say no to a bewitching bat from Jellycat…

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1.  **Wing Earrings** ([Stonehart, $174](https://stonehartjewelry.com/collections/best-selling/products/wing-earrings?variant=32872272396372))
    
2.  **_Sabriel_ by Garth Nix** ([Bookshop, $12](https://bookshop.org/books/sabriel/9780062315557))
    
3.  **Theda Headband** ([Hood, £395](https://www.hoodlondon.com/collections/moon/products/theda-br))
    
4.  **Drucilla Choker** ([Creepyyeha, $165](https://creepyyeha.storenvy.com/collections/1849264-pearls/products/31041679-drucilla-choker))
    
5.  **Scarab Amulet with Pendant** ([ModEvil, $136](https://www.etsy.com/listing/898740422/scarab-amulet-the-eternal-return-vintage))
    
6.  **Leather Gloves with Nail Embroidery** ([Vivetta, €220](https://shop.vivetta.com/en/scarves-gloves/120-572-leather-glove-with-embroidered-nails.html#/11-color-black/74-taglia_guanti-6))
    
7.  **Bewitching Bat Plushie** ([Jellycat, $18](https://www.jellycat.com/us/bewitching-bat-be3bat/))
    
8.  **Stargaze Headband** ([Hood, £190](https://www.hoodlondon.com/collections/moon/products/stargaze-br))
    
9.  **Alexander McQueen Pave Skull Earrings** ([FARFETCH, $380](https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/alexander-mcqueen-pave-skull-earrings-item-17297050.aspx))
    
10.  **Framed Sunset Moth** ([Paxton Gate, $45](https://paxtongate.com/collections/entomology/products/urania-ripheus))
    

For Occultists
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We understand your OCCULTIST is a wildcard. Hard to shop for, even harder to track down as they stalk prey in the moonlight. Gift your favorite monstrosity some temporary ink, chibi totems, fire kits, or maybe even a signed-by-the-artist _Animorphs_ poster. Chaos asked and delivered.

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1.  **Worry Dolls** ([Sofia Zakia, starting at $168](https://sofiazakia.com/collections/worry-dolls))
    
2.  **Demon Horns** ([HornMaskShop, $49](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1042041072/demon-horns-black-headband-20cm-queen-of))
    
3.  **Cthulhu Crocheted Plush** ([SweetPeachesInk, $23](https://www.etsy.com/listing/876753997/cthulhu-crocheted-plush-lovecraft-crypid))
    
4.  **Ranger** ([Solo Stove, $180](https://www.solostove.com/solo-stove-ranger/))
    
5.  **Silver Claw Ring** ([SterlingMalee, $39](https://www.etsy.com/listing/628194173/silver-claw-rings-sterling-silver-gothic?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=silver+claws&ref=sr_gallery-1-47&organic_search_click=1&frs=1))
    
6.  **_Animorphs_ Poster** ([AnimorphsArtStore, $50](https://www.etsy.com/shop/AnimorphsArtStore))
    
7.  **Talon Bone/Horn Spike Ear Cuff** ([House of Malakai, $602](https://houseofmalakai.com/collections/all-products/products/talon-spike-ear-cuffs))
    
8.  **Divine Thorns Claw Rings** ([MyrilJewels, $81](https://www.etsy.com/listing/663416278/finger-armor-divine-thorns-claw-rings?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=silver+claws&ref=sr_gallery-1-24&organic_search_click=1&frs=1))
    
9.  **Hand-Shaped Nylon Padded Stole** ([Vivetta, €290](https://shop.vivetta.com/en/scarves-gloves/55-130-stola-nylon-imbottita-a-forma-di-mano.html#/10-color-red/57-size_letters-one_size))
    
10.  **Damascus Hunting Knife** ([SksenterprisesArt, $95](https://www.etsy.com/listing/941269369/damascus-hunting-knife-custom-damascus))
    
11.  **Rainbow Flames Pine Cone Firestarters** ([WeMadeGardenCrafts, $20](https://www.etsy.com/listing/947918452/rainbow-flames-fire-color-changing-pine))
    
12.  **Dark Pathways Temporary Tattoo** ([Inkbox, $12](https://inkbox.com/products/dark-pathways))
    

For Seers
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Having so many all-seeing eyes really tires a witch out, we’ll have you know. Gift your SEER a silk eye mask or calming incense to help their multiple consciousnesses finally catch some rest. If their mind is in the future, we’ve never known a SEER to turn away a new tarot deck or set of oracle cards.

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1.  **Tarot Card Necklace** ([Sofia Zakia, starting at $595](https://sofiazakia.com/collections/tarot-cards))
    
2.  **MTHRSHP MEGA: Celestial Odyssey** ([Pat McGrath, $78](https://www.patmcgrath.com/products/mthrshp-mega-celestial-odyssey?variant=39522029207621))
    
3.  **Cat Tarot** ([Urban Outfitters, $20](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/cat-tarot-78-cards-and-guidebook-by-megan-lynn-kott))
    
4.  **_Lirael_ by Garth Nix** ([Bookshop, $8](https://bookshop.org/books/lirael-daughter-of-the-clayr/9780060005429))
    
5.  **Sleeping Beauty Opal Stud** ([Catbird, $112](https://www.catbirdnyc.com/sleeping-beauty-opal-stud.html))
    
6.  **Elucidate Temporary Tattoo** ([Inkbox, $9](https://inkbox.com/products/elucidate))
    
7.  **Black Sleep Mask** ([Slip, $50](https://www.slip.com/collections/25-off-sale/products/sleep-mask-black))
    
8.  **Moonology Oracle Cards** ([Hay House, $12](https://www.hayhouse.com/moonology-oracle-cards-deck))
    
9.  **Le Patch Incense Papers** ([Ponsont, $24](https://www.ponsont.com/shop/le-patch))
    

For Every Witch
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Any witch could benefit from a good read, so here are some of our favorites. These narratives have helped shape the wilds, even as they grow ever stranger. We would also be amiss to not recommend a solid hardware wallet—we don’t want some ruffian absconding with your WITCHES!

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1.  **_The Night Circus_ by Erin Morgenstern** ([Bookshop, $16](https://bookshop.org/books/the-night-circus-9781616577889/9780307744432))
    
2.  **_The Poppy War_ by R.F. Kuang** ([Bookshop, $15](https://bookshop.org/books/the-poppy-war/9780062662583))
    
3.  **_Foundryside_ by Robert Jackson Bennett** ([Bookshop, $16](https://bookshop.org/books/foundryside/9780525573845))
    
4.  **_The Fifth Season_ by N.K. Jemisin** ([Bookshop, $17](https://bookshop.org/books/the-fifth-season/9780316229296))
    
5.  **_Exhalation_ by Ted Chiang** ([Bookshop, $16](https://bookshop.org/books/exhalation/9781101972083))
    
6.  **_Invisible Cities_ by Italo Calvino** ([Bookshop, $15](https://bookshop.org/books/invisible-cities-9798200060641/9780156453806))
    
7.  **_The Grace of Kings_ by Ken Liu** ([Bookshop, $17](https://bookshop.org/books/the-grace-of-kings-1/9781481424288))
    
8.  **_Queen of Camelot_ by Nancy McKenzie** ([Bookshop, $18)](https://bookshop.org/books/queen-of-camelot/9780345445872)
    
9.  **Ledger Nano S** ([Ledger, $59](https://shop.ledger.com/products/ledger-nano-s/flamingo-pink))
    
10.  **A WITCH** ✨ ([Crypto Coven, 0.07 ETH](http://cryptocoven.xyz/))

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*Originally published on [Crypto Coven](https://paragraph.com/@crypto-coven-2/the-crypto-coven-gift-guide-2)*