# Three Wishes **Published by:** [dailai](https://paragraph.com/@dailai/) **Published on:** 2022-01-03 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@dailai/three-wishes ## Content This man is walking in the desert and finds a genie’s lamp. He rubs it,and out pops the genie.“You have three wishes,”says the genie,“but remember,every wish you make,your wife will get double.”The man is going through a bitter divorce,but decides to take his three wishes anyway.“Okay,for my first wish,”the man says,“I want a million-dollar home.”POOF—He gets a million-dollar home,and his wife gets a two-milliondollar home.“For my second wish,”the man says,“I would like a billion dollars.”POOF—He gets a billion dollars,and his wife gets two billion dollars.“For my third wish,”the man finishes,“could you beat me half to death? ## Publication Information - [dailai](https://paragraph.com/@dailai/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@dailai/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@dailai): Subscribe to updates