# deanolium

## Recent Posts

- [I am starting work soon.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/i-am-starting-work-soon)
- [There's a big sign.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/there-s-a-big-sign)
- [He’s as strong as an ox.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/he-s-as-strong-as-an-ox)
- [My mattress is too hard.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/my-mattress-is-too-hard)
- [They don’t go to school tomorrow.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/they-don-t-go-to-school-tomorrow)
- [The car crash was so instant I barely had time to process it.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/the-car-crash-was-so-instant-i-barely-had-time-to-process-it)
- [It was a big one.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/it-was-a-big-one)
- [That's not even how to kill me.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/that-s-not-even-how-to-kill-me)
- [Matthew went home.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/matthew-went-home)
- [Are you cold?](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/are-you-cold)
- [This shop is much nicer.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/this-shop-is-much-nicer)
- [That is fake news.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/that-is-fake-news)
- [A big tree in the field was struck by lightning.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/a-big-tree-in-the-field-was-struck-by-lightning)
- [The dog chased the cat around the block 4 times.](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/the-dog-chased-the-cat-around-the-block-4-times)

## Blog Information

- [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/): Main blog page
- [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@deanolium): Subscribe to updates

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- [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@deanolium/): Complete post archive
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