# Judy is my hero 🦸 By [Mars Robertson](https://paragraph.com/@dearmoon) · 2023-05-17 --- Bold opening statement: I’m prepared to die. Disclaimer: I’ll accomplish more in life by staying alive. Policy on dying: it was worth it. Policy on jail: it was worth it. ![https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/euthanasia-and-assisted-suicide/](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/1279dc6fdb4b2aa11c7643e1675029732113a636efc506d89d586c353e0c383c.png) https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/euthanasia-and-assisted-suicide/ ![Jurisdiction shopping](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/4f2b2bd0ac11d9ed5204ef17f45bd3bbd3f56b73ead4caef8d86813237ee70f1.png) Jurisdiction shopping ![https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/the-burning-monk-1963/](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/46eed8dd57308175f643125f6c8b75d32fce4d3c0bba0e5655217a22f691d73d.png) https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/the-burning-monk-1963/ ![Sometimes I wish it was possible to say what I really think but instead use a "jigsaw" writing style - honoring Craig Murray who was jailed for jigsaw identification](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/e778705c42efaaa65b0032d6ab2b19a6fa5948b4216fa249b96a1826b4f9c981.png) Sometimes I wish it was possible to say what I really think but instead use a "jigsaw" writing style - honoring Craig Murray who was jailed for jigsaw identification Controversial laws ================== ![https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/07d34b9a5f5af49b29af681fdd3e849405939078c7219a97f07f5316dfb25658.png) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/14/patrick-thelwell-eggs-king-charles-york](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/14/patrick-thelwell-eggs-king-charles-york) > _“intended to cause King Charles to believe immediate unlawful violence would be used against him”_ **Intended to cause to believe.** Pretty cool word soup. ### Certificate of an attempt. ### An attempt at certification. ![Work in progress, A B C D E F G... One leads to another. Nuanced meaning though.](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/27b658a9533b6edbd2afbe76827ea1d6f4f738607d711969ee593f645b832f9d.png) Work in progress, A B C D E F G... One leads to another. Nuanced meaning though. ![Simplified version](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d80b2728a3025dc4c422d959700fb79bf7516cbab524f13f8a3a36532091cdc1.png) Simplified version Previously some people got offended and sent me this: ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/53082c38cb94c53f4383bd3a2bf38b871537460bce2c1716f81af09d1cd121e5.png) ![https://youtu.be/nN0EelgmA48](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d6f3ec27f3b7fb5116e9ee83ac4400b36b46f177ccf24b72e4396879884829c2.png) https://youtu.be/nN0EelgmA48 Exactly the same slippery slope… ================================ …let’s blame the migrants ========================= ![https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqigUQmfwVc](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/f3570e9e968552dc5da7bc2127cdc5d429280da8acdb193733e6bfda47104706.png) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqigUQmfwVc Segway Transition Pause Breather Shift Interval Interlude Respite Intermission Interregnum Fresh start New chapter Nuances from hanging out in the court ===================================== [https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658117869316571137](https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658117869316571137) [https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658497757672267776](https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658497757672267776) [https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658582102844088321](https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658582102844088321) They took my laptop, they took my phone, so I thought handwritten notes are OK. I intentionally pixelated it only once, pretty sure future AI will be able to reverse engineer. _(I also have un-pixelated copy on my device)_ ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/4234c3ca6048b2c4c8897c8c640781d880857d3535393a32e55af644daa45a29.jpg) ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/5af9bdae7f30064b919c5993fe378f882338a7660ea9176e59c78ac66afcece3.jpg) No. Handwritten notes are also not OK. Some of the jurors could see it and obtain the information they are not meant to have. Trust me, there were procedural nuances. ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/02f6d08575fa088e72d3afd2c615706575f88b03daba63dbabf7b69c2671a11e.png) UK's main export product is language, culture, legal, finance… There are so many obscure rules, and procedures. ![https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/written-witness-statement](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d06d49b7bd4933d621bf5f5f9032587d205cf03a8c8a333e4a6feb4d318a66fd.png) https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/written-witness-statement ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/487459d5c5923324cf729b11ad3b8f53e2f12349510513994b2d9d94d8fd569a.png) ![https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sworn_testimony](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/3dd2467068bea9c63f8ae7419df5d43b991b2b6ad88d2b87a1f3d194ce5aa147.png) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sworn\_testimony * _"true to the best of my knowledge and belief"_ * _"honest belief in its truth"_ * _"truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"_ ![judgment, common sense, reasonable ](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/0456b378c419db569af30dc4ce03d91977c9929f24c201c596c1960fc29b9c7b.png) judgment, common sense, reasonable I could argue that each of these statements brings a different flavor of truth. If you honestly believe it is true… Autosuggestions. Delusions. Genuine beliefs. Genuine 🤡 There is a massive difference though: 1. Witness box. Real-time. Interactivity. Can go deeper. 2. Written statement. Frozen in time. Impossible to provide “all the truth” upfront, impossible to know which detail is important. That’s why Section 9. ![https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/admitting-evidence-under-sections-9-and-10-criminal-justice-act-1967](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/b687a574f7968aca49d177aba7b7784b15840168765773d3d52b3ad8942437a6.png) https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/admitting-evidence-under-sections-9-and-10-criminal-justice-act-1967 With that said, something that would be a massive game-changer - **require lawyers to fact-check** the claims of their clients. That would be pretty remarkable. One of the top Google searches for “duty not to mislead”: ![Nuanced analysis, I actually do not fully understand the difference: https://www.rpc.co.uk/perspectives/professional-and-financial-risks/bossing-the-rules-stars-rule-1-4-you-do-not-mislead-anyone/](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/c3969a4fef742e37bc6e4b1e478fa543e28727a280f62c9fa116825b0eef910c.png) Nuanced analysis, I actually do not fully understand the difference: https://www.rpc.co.uk/perspectives/professional-and-financial-risks/bossing-the-rules-stars-rule-1-4-you-do-not-mislead-anyone/ ### Bar Standards Book Handbook ![https://www.barstandardsboard.org.uk/uploads/assets/de77ead9-9400-4c9d-bef91353ca9e5345/cf100042-be54-427b-a266dbfd8ec997ca/second-edition-test31072019104713.pdf](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d12fdc13b01476dbb31f5a9bdb1f16d799e3365ee02f4a49d0d0cecde11b56f0.png) https://www.barstandardsboard.org.uk/uploads/assets/de77ead9-9400-4c9d-bef91353ca9e5345/cf100042-be54-427b-a266dbfd8ec997ca/second-edition-test31072019104713.pdf ![Legal truth: https://www.gla.ac.uk/media/Media_560041_smxx.pdf](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d45ba5ca78355124c727f385c558793d204994e7cdf3f898970b9d300d9edb59.png) Legal truth: https://www.gla.ac.uk/media/Media\_560041\_smxx.pdf Barristers have [their tribunal](https://www.tbtas.org.uk/hearings/findings-and-sentences-of-past-hearings/), [Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal](https://www.solicitorstribunal.org.uk/), [Judicial Conduct Investigations Office](https://www.complaints.judicialconduct.gov.uk/)… I’m wondering if anyone ever landed there for breaking these rules. ![Who is watching the watchers? Who is regulating the regulators?](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/6a67e84a0968fe9ed8cd540e4a5634d0cd519cfdd98ab0defec114b9b77a16fa.png) Who is watching the watchers? Who is regulating the regulators? Welcome to legal fiction ======================== I really thought I had super strong, bulletproof, impeccable evidence. [https://legalscreenshot.com/](https://legalscreenshot.com/) ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/a9a1a5229abd43f083dd0ad5d0a291b0e3de075f3e5fb37ca820ea43942244a9.png) No one looked at my evidence, facts, data, or science. **Concerns, allegations, opinions.** That’s why going to court was one of the most traumatic experiences of my entire life. That’s why I do what I do - hoping to receive criminal treatment - plausible culpability - not to be mistaken with [plausible deniability](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plausible_deniability) - something that will achieve a criminal treatment - something that can initiate proceedings - obtaining pieces of paper from one case to win another: [https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/76450/obtaining-information-that-requires-a-court-order-but-before-to-going-to-the-cou](https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/76450/obtaining-information-that-requires-a-court-order-but-before-to-going-to-the-cou) ![I'm not doing it for a number of reasons.](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/ca94ebfd0f55f0d5915338c3a715203cf98e3b2deece62c85d16eaaa1ac9e1f6.png) I'm not doing it for a number of reasons. Making it culturally acceptable =============================== I still want to talk about it. ![HMRC FOI](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/6d9fd2a79b0a7c6a9a2f324979aa6ec88030330cb1fb0dad6fbc8542db2f89e9.png) HMRC FOI Just like talking about Hitler: [https://mirror.xyz/dearmoon.eth/AOdGZM-rm7X44xR-hkVGk1C4MiBgQEbhqBgRRHJZOb4](https://mirror.xyz/dearmoon.eth/AOdGZM-rm7X44xR-hkVGk1C4MiBgQEbhqBgRRHJZOb4) ![From a message to a fren](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/34cd8978cc78d774bc7ac3406a96c02bf6fa4b34d56f2f315497c9a1a5598536.png) From a message to a fren UPDATE: ------- Previously I was trying to understand and explain the nuance: * statement of witness * statement of truth * statement under oath Totally forgot about the position statements: [https://childlawadvice.org.uk/information-pages/writing-a-position-statement/](https://childlawadvice.org.uk/information-pages/writing-a-position-statement/) Child Law Advice - [example](https://childlawadvice.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/Position-Statement.pdf) [https://rightsofwomen.org.uk/get-information/family-law/position-statement/](https://rightsofwomen.org.uk/get-information/family-law/position-statement/) Rights of Women - [example](https://rightsofwomen.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Guide-to-position-statement-example.pdf) [https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/rules/part22/pd\_part22](https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/rules/part22/pd_part22) [https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/family/practice\_directions/pd\_part\_17a](https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/family/practice_directions/pd_part_17a) Witness statement verified by a statement of truth - I would still prefer if everything was treated as a statement under oath. ![https://www.diffchecker.com/GeUnB9JN/](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/89873845e40021e2084f974b48e197287d7e0abf31827e017e532c07f073caad.png) https://www.diffchecker.com/GeUnB9JN/ I picked two official versions and did some reshuffling, I think the order of the phrases matters. I truly pay attention to detail and differences in quotation marks matter to me as well. > I believe that the facts stated in this witness statement are true. > > I understand that proceedings for contempt of court may be brought against anyone who makes, or causes to be made, a false statement in a document verified by a statement of truth without an honest belief in its truth. ![](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/48416bbcc59855083b9f6c09c027c16f9f0a97b6370d57417ee2ed2b79c6c7df.png) And then the problem is - even if I understand the difference - will the court interpret it in the same way? **UPDATE:** 19th May 2023 Shared some of my research on Twitter. [https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658782363348770816](https://twitter.com/marsxrobertson/status/1658782363348770816) [https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/92542/section-9-criminal-justice-act-applicable-to-family-law/92545#92545](https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/92542/section-9-criminal-justice-act-applicable-to-family-law/92545#92545) Maybe I will accomplish a criminal trial then? Private prosecution against myself, instantiated by some legal entity, apparently I cannot prosecute myself. --- *Originally published on [Mars Robertson](https://paragraph.com/@dearmoon/judy-is-my-hero)*