# doctroll

## Recent Posts

- [What do you want me to say?](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/what-do-you-want-me-to-say)
- [The kitchen required updating.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/the-kitchen-required-updating)
- [I’ll talk to him first thing in the morning.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/i-ll-talk-to-him-first-thing-in-the-morning)
- [I have a big surprise for you.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/i-have-a-big-surprise-for-you)
- [I think he likes me.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/i-think-he-likes-me)
- [If you want to live in civilization, you have to pay taxes, and you have to pay rent.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/if-you-want-to-live-in-civilization-you-have-to-pay-taxes-and-you-have-to-pay-rent)
- [No burglar would ever have the heart to hurt a pet pig.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/no-burglar-would-ever-have-the-heart-to-hurt-a-pet-pig)
- [Albert is so cute.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/albert-is-so-cute)
- [There are eggs in the nest.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/there-are-eggs-in-the-nest)
- [You've got another big day tomorrow.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/you-ve-got-another-big-day-tomorrow)
- [These shoes are too big for me.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/these-shoes-are-too-big-for-me)
- [She likes bananas.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/she-likes-bananas)
- [Swipe your card to pay for it.](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/swipe-your-card-to-pay-for-it)

## Blog Information

- [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/): Main blog page
- [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@doctroll): Subscribe to updates

## Optional

- [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/): Complete post archive
- [Sitemap](https://paragraph.com/@doctroll/sitemap-index.xml): XML sitemap for crawlers