# The church has pretty windows.

By [Endru](https://paragraph.com/@endru) · 2022-05-17

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Can we stop pretending to like kale?

You can always count on your pet pig to perform some tricks for you when you’d like to impress a pretty girl.

Tom has always had a big crush on you.

Close the door after you please.

The volume was up too high on the television.

You have a big problem.

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