# The church has pretty windows. **Published by:** [Endru](https://paragraph.com/@endru/) **Published on:** 2022-05-17 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@endru/the-church-has-pretty-windows ## Content Can we stop pretending to like kale? You can always count on your pet pig to perform some tricks for you when you’d like to impress a pretty girl. Tom has always had a big crush on you. Close the door after you please. The volume was up too high on the television. You have a big problem. ## Publication Information - [Endru](https://paragraph.com/@endru/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@endru/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@endru): Subscribe to updates