# grantemon ## Recent Posts - [I wish I were a bird.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/i-wish-i-were-a-bird) - [I am an interior designer.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/i-am-an-interior-designer) - [I love my friends.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/i-love-my-friends) - [Tom left a big tip for the waiter.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/tom-left-a-big-tip-for-the-waiter) - [I’m the designated driver.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/i-m-the-designated-driver) - [You have a big problem.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/you-have-a-big-problem) - [His boss might get angry with him.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/his-boss-might-get-angry-with-him) - [Are you worried about it?](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/are-you-worried-about-it) - [Shut your big mouth.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/shut-your-big-mouth) - [When do they usually talk to each other?](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/when-do-they-usually-talk-to-each-other) - ["this recipe has been in my family for 100 years ".](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/this-recipe-has-been-in-my-family-for-100-years) - [I don't owe you anything.](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/i-don-t-owe-you-anything) ## Blog Information - [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/): Main blog page - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@grantemon): Subscribe to updates ## Optional - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/): Complete post archive - [Sitemap](https://paragraph.com/@grantemon/sitemap-index.xml): XML sitemap for crawlers