# Hey Jokester, Leave Us Blondes Alone


By [gvcbrh](https://paragraph.com/@gvcbrh) · 2022-08-18

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Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

A:Nothing, they never met.

  

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A:Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.

  

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.

  

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

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*Originally published on [gvcbrh](https://paragraph.com/@gvcbrh/hey-jokester-leave-us-blondes-alone)*