# He knows English better than I.

By [hanada](https://paragraph.com/@hanada) · 2022-05-08

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He opens the door.

One cannot live on bread alone, we also need people to shut the fuck up once in a while.

Why the long face?

You should gain weight.

Do you have this in a bigger size?

He can't take the joke.

Tom can't forget the time he and Mary had their first big argument.

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