# Arbitrage deez nutz

By [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C6L5ZT24](https://paragraph.com/@https-www-amazon-com-dp-b0c6l5zt24) · 2023-05-31

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So, the Uniswap V2 LPs are definitely part of the great garbage patch of 2023. But so is this idea of Arbitrage.

MEV bots utilize lots of strategies to make all those assloads of asshole’s money.

Arbitrage is _the practice of taking advantage of a difference in prices in two or more_ [_markets_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_\(economics\))_; striking a combination of matching deals to capitalize on the difference, the profit being the difference between the_ [_market prices_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_price) _at which the unit is_ [_traded_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade)_._

I own an MEV bot that connects to _hundreds_ of exchanges via API. I own the newest, latest, crapcoin that’s a gift from Pepe himself. I own the Uniswap LP. I have lots of “relationships” _cough_ dealers, that have lots of customers who are degen gamblers, just not as experienced yet. I create and advertise crapcoin, I give liquidity to “CEXs” for free, so they can sell to their customers and I get a cut from all sales. The CEXs can only go through each other when there’s enough volume or they can’t sell to _any_ customers.

I start the tweet machine, and some of the volume picks up elsewhere. But it’s a low amount of volume, more prone to wild swings in price. My bot, using data that no one gets nearly as quickly, makes trades across the entire shitcoin market ecosystem. No matter where the coin is purchased, I now control and dictate the price and it is extremely difficult to change a price that’s sandwiched. Ask me how I know.

No matter who is doing it, Arbitrage is not fair to anyone else who does not _also_ have the ability to arbitrage without automation and for free. Period.

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*Originally published on [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C6L5ZT24](https://paragraph.com/@https-www-amazon-com-dp-b0c6l5zt24/arbitrage-deez-nutz)*