# Turn on the tap.

By [jaygalligher](https://paragraph.com/@jaygalligher) · 2022-05-17

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England has the best language schools.

I accidentally left my money in my pants pocket and it got ruined in the washer.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

It’s as old as the hills.

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