# Stumbling Fool

**Published by:** [jinglian](https://paragraph.com/@jinglian/)
**Published on:** 2022-01-04
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@jinglian/stumbling-fool

## Content

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says，“No way，buddy，you’re too drunk.”A few minutes later，the drunk comes in throughout the bathrooms，again he slurs，“Give me a drink.”The bartender says，“No，man，I told you last time you’re too drunk.”Five minutes later the guy comes in throughout the back door and orders a drink. Again the bartender says，“You’re too drunk.”The drunk scratches his head and says，“Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing.

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