# I got a new cat.

By [JoeThePimpernel](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel) · 2022-05-08

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Delete his name from the list.

She spent a lot of money on books.

It's all just a big misunderstanding.

That's very big of you.

Sit down and cross your legs, please!

I love frozen yogurt.

I want to be done with this.

Tom's a big liar.

I have a big surprise for you.

I’m also too poor to afford a real office.

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