# JoeThePimpernel

## Recent Posts

- [She yelled at the kids for no legitimate reason.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/she-yelled-at-the-kids-for-no-legitimate-reason)
- [It's a big deal to Tom, I think.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/it-s-a-big-deal-to-tom-i-think)
- [Tom is a big spender.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/tom-is-a-big-spender)
- [Tom is bigger than me.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/tom-is-bigger-than-me)
- [Enjoy yourself tonight.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/enjoy-yourself-tonight)
- [I got a new dog.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/i-got-a-new-dog)
- [Why not allow me to help you right now?](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/why-not-allow-me-to-help-you-right-now)
- [I got a new cat.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/i-got-a-new-cat)
- [Let's go to the beach.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/let-s-go-to-the-beach)
- [My name doesn't appear on the list.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/my-name-doesn-t-appear-on-the-list)
- [I want to take a nap!](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/i-want-to-take-a-nap)
- [I’ll buy you a drink.](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/i-ll-buy-you-a-drink)

## Blog Information

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