# Why not allow me to help you right now?

By [JoeThePimpernel](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel) · 2022-05-09

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A turkey is a little bigger than a chicken.

I made some eggs.

The answering machine was full.

Roses are red.

My dad is so funny that he told us jokes all night long and we never fell asleep.

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*Originally published on [JoeThePimpernel](https://paragraph.com/@joethepimpernel/why-not-allow-me-to-help-you-right-now)*