# Episode 1

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-09-02

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    BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN
    
    The MINER is hunched over with their face buried in them hands.     
    
                                  NARRATOR (O.S.)
                      The Miner has lost his self on 
                      the blockchain, blinded by greed.  
    
                                  MINER
                                (looks up)
                      That was my money!
    
                                  NARRATOR
                      Decentralisation in the pit of 
                      the cryptoverse is a heavy load 
                      to bare.
    
    The MINER buries their face back in them hands.
    
                                  NARRATOR (CONT'D)
                       Scammers, impersonating bots, an 
                       ape in a DAO and fractionalised 
                       punks are speculating on the 
                       deterministic spirit of Satoshi 
                       Nakamoto.
    
    The MINER looks up and spits at the NARRATOR.
    
                                  NARRATOR
                       If the Miner is to successfully 
                       contradict identity.
    
                                  MINER
                       Then what?
    
                                  NARRATOR
                       He will have to bridge blockchains 
                       over a cyber river to meet an 
                       oracle and ultimately, deliver his 
                       seed phrase.
    
    The MINER rises...
    
                                  MINER
                       I can give my seed
    
    ...and slides their right hand in they pants and begins to
    masturbate.
    
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-1)*