# Episode 1

**Published by:** [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/)
**Published on:** 2022-09-02
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-1

## Content

BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN The MINER is hunched over with their face buried in them hands. NARRATOR (O.S.) The Miner has lost his self on the blockchain, blinded by greed. MINER (looks up) That was my money! NARRATOR Decentralisation in the pit of the cryptoverse is a heavy load to bare. The MINER buries their face back in them hands. NARRATOR (CONT'D) Scammers, impersonating bots, an ape in a DAO and fractionalised punks are speculating on the deterministic spirit of Satoshi Nakamoto. The MINER looks up and spits at the NARRATOR. NARRATOR If the Miner is to successfully contradict identity. MINER Then what? NARRATOR He will have to bridge blockchains over a cyber river to meet an oracle and ultimately, deliver his seed phrase. The MINER rises... MINER I can give my seed ...and slides their right hand in they pants and begins to masturbate. END OF EPISODE

## Publication Information

- [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): Publication homepage
- [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): More posts from this publication
- [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@kramps): Subscribe to updates