# Episode 12 - Snot aware

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-09-07

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    NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
    
    CLOSEUP on UPPERCASE DANIEL's face.
    
                                  UPPERCASE DANIEL
               Here comes the pain.
    
    A bubble of snot billows out of UPPERCASE DANIEL’s nose.
    
                      NANCY BROWN
               I was snot aware you still had 
                       feelings for me (giggles).
        
    UPPERCASE DANIEL sniffs the snot bubble back into their nostril, but
    it slowly seeps back out again.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
               My heart... it hurts.
    
                      NANCY BROWN
               I nose how it feels (chuckles).
    
    UPPERCASE DANIEL sniffs the snot bubble back into them nostril.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
               Nancy, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean 
                       to hurt you.
    
                      NANCY BROWN
               On that note, let’s take a look 
                       at the state of my heart.
    
    NANCY BROWN’s chest opens and their heart presents itself.
    UPPERCASE DANIEL’s snot bubble billows down towards it.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
               It is broken.
    
                      NANCY BROWN
               Yip, healing on the secondary 
                       market.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
                                  (giddy)
               What is the market value?
    
                      NANCY BROWN
               It’s been converted to punycode.
    
    UPPERCASE DANIEL becomes ecstatic.
    
                                  UPPERCASE DANIEL (V.O)
                       Oh my god! Those are so hot right 
                       now; I gotta get it, I gotta have 
                       it!
    
    UPPERCASE DANIEL’s snot bubble engulfs half of the heart and they
    quickly sniffs it through them nostril and into their chest.
    
                      NANCY BROWN
                Danny wait!
    
    UPPERCASE DANIEL's chest pumps as half of NANCY BROWN's heart
    struggles to find its place.
    
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-12-snot-aware)*