# Episode 14 - Stable D

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-10-10

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    NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
    
    STABLE D, with their back to the screen, turns to face UPPERCASE
    DANIEL.
    
                      STABLE D
              This is a note from Nancy Brown.
    
                      NANCY BROWN (O.S.)
          	  Forget about me and return to the 
              gates of Namecoin where The Miner 
              is waiting for you. Danny, you 
              have half of my heart.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
              Ok, Nancy. I’ll do it for you Nancy!
    
    STABLE D slaps the note through UPPERCASE DANIEL’s face.
    
                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
              Why did you do that?
                
                      STABLE D
              It said so on the back of the note.
    
    STABLE D points at the letters WAGMI on the back of the note.
    
                          UPPERCASE DANIEL
              How do I get back to The Miner?
    
    STABLE D tosses the note…
    
                      STABLE D
              There’s a shortcut through Solana.
    
    …and opens a purple receptacle.
    
                          UPPERCASE DANIEL
              Thanks for the offer, but I lost my 
              legs on a shortcut; I must protect
              Nancy Brown’s heart.
    
    The purple receptacle’s colour desaturates.
    
                      STABLE D			
              That’s weird… there’s not much 
              network activity and NFTs are 
              supposed to be dead so I don’t 
              know why Solana is broken again.
    
    STABLE D's pixels start to smudge.
    
                   	     UPPERCASE DANIEL
              You stand there with a smudgy face - 
              artificial intelligence, I could 
              lose my job bcoz of you. Now that’s
              weird.
    
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-14-stable-d)*