# Episode 3 - Cyber River

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-09-03

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    ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
    
    The MINER and WOBBLES free-fall, side by side, toward the cyber 
    river.
    
                      MINER 
               Hold me close, it’s cold out here.
    
                      WOBBLES
               You sicken me.
    
    The MINER sneezes into WOBBLES's face.
    
                      WOBBLES
               	   The Baptist will cure you.
    
                      MINER
               But have you been vaccinated?
    
                      WOBBLES
                                (pointing)
               There he is!
    
                      MINER
               Where?
    
                      WOBBLES
               Au revoir.
    
    WOBBLES spins The MINER off their axis and into the air.
    
                      BAPTIST (O.S.)
               The cyber river is a loose 
                       colleciton of sub-personalities
                       that have lost their way.
    
    The MINER hits the floor, stands up and talks to the BAPTIST whose 
    facial features are stuck to the wall.
    
                      MINER
               Which way can I go... to a 
                       new beginning?
    
                      Baptist
               You wish to be baptised?
    
                      MINER 
               Well, what’s it like...  
               Is it like waaaaa?
                                (twerks)
               Or like bluuuuuugg? 
                                (sticks out tongue)
                       And then zzzuuuurbnnn?
                                (rubs genitals)
    
                      BAPTIST
               Uh-uh! It starts like this!
    
    The BAPTIST beams an array of smoke and mirrors. 
    
                      MINER
               This feels a lot like my last 
                       episode.
    
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-3-cyber-river)*