# Episode 4 - Web3

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-09-03

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    ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
    
    The MINER is unmoored on the cyber river; singing to the rhythm of
    Boney M's - 'Rivers of Babylon'.
    
                      MINER (V.O)
                   By the rivers of Ethereum
                   where the gwei go up and down
               oh yeah we wait
                   for a Sunday afternoon. 
    
    BIGFLOAT, a floating fat-handed face, appears above the cyber river.
    
                          BIGFLOAT
               Miner, it is time for your 
                       transition. 
    
                          MINER
               Transition into what?
    
                      BIGFLOAT
               Web3.
    
                      MINER
               Web free?
                        
                      BIGFLOAT
               Yes, from web2 to web3.
    
    The MINER changes position as the flow of the river does too.
    
                      BIGFLOAT
               And, (clears throat), the pronoun
               is pronounced “web three”.
    
                      MINER
               Ok but, can we agree that it's 
                       gonna be web free from 
                       manipulating my private parts; 
                       coz that’s my data! 
    
    The MINER has now worked themselves into an odd stance.
    
                      BIGFLOAT
               Lie still.
    
    BIGFLOAT approaches The MINER.
    
                      MINER
               What are you doing with your 
                       hands?
    
                      BIGFLOAT
               This won’t hurt. 
    
    BIGFLOAT gets to The MINER.
    
                      MINER
               Tell my mother I love her.
                
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-4-web3)*