# Episode 4 - Web3 **Published by:** [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/) **Published on:** 2022-09-03 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-4-web3 ## Content ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN The MINER is unmoored on the cyber river; singing to the rhythm of Boney M's - 'Rivers of Babylon'. MINER (V.O) By the rivers of Ethereum where the gwei go up and down oh yeah we wait for a Sunday afternoon. BIGFLOAT, a floating fat-handed face, appears above the cyber river. BIGFLOAT Miner, it is time for your transition. MINER Transition into what? BIGFLOAT Web3. MINER Web free? BIGFLOAT Yes, from web2 to web3. The MINER changes position as the flow of the river does too. BIGFLOAT And, (clears throat), the pronoun is pronounced “web three”. MINER Ok but, can we agree that it's gonna be web free from manipulating my private parts; coz that’s my data! The MINER has now worked themselves into an odd stance. BIGFLOAT Lie still. BIGFLOAT approaches The MINER. MINER What are you doing with your hands? BIGFLOAT This won’t hurt. BIGFLOAT gets to The MINER. MINER Tell my mother I love her. END OF EPISODE ## Publication Information - [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@kramps): Subscribe to updates