# Episode 5 - WAGMI

By [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps) · 2022-09-04

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    ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
    
    An INFLUENCER, a snake-like dancer, is shilling atop a platform of 
    mediocre stability.
    
                                  INFLUENCER
               JPEGs for sale! Ten thousand
                       unique JPEGs for sale!
    
    From screen right SOMEONE with blazed eyes and a misplaced mouth 
    appears.
    
                      SOMEONE
               I am a bitcoin maximalist...
    
    The INFLUENCER takes little time to notice SOMEONE, anyone.
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Sweep the floor in the metaverse!
               Key word: M-E-T-A-V-E-R-S-E!
    
                      SOMEONE
               ...and I want to get into web3.
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Profit now from your personal
                       data!
    
    The MINER appears from screen left and talks face to face with 
    SOMEONE and the INFLUENCER will continue to pay zero attention to 
    their dialogue.
    
                      MINER
               Psst, I’ve just gone through an
                       episode...
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Digital property rights for sale!
    
                      MINER
                       ...where I transitioned into web3.
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Twenty percent off digital property
                       rights!
    
                      SOMEONE
                                (disgusted)
               Ergh, you look unfit!
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Remove the middleman and take your
                       royalties to the grave!
    
    They both look at the INFLUENCER and then back at each other.
    
                      MINER
               It’s part of the transition.
    
                      SOMEONE
               What?
    
                      MINER
               It’s part of fitting in!
    
                      INFLUENCER
               Do Your Own Research!
    
                      SOMEONE
               Oh, can you take me?
    
    The MINER extends their hand.
    
                      MINER
               Come with me.
    
    SOMEONE grabs it and they dissappear together.
    
                      INFLUENCER
               We Are Gonna Make It!
    
    END OF EPISODE

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*Originally published on [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-5-wagmi)*