# Episode 6 - Daniel **Published by:** [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/) **Published on:** 2022-09-04 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@kramps/episode-6-daniel ## Content ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN SOMEONE is being carried by The MINER on them back as they run along a path. SOMEONE Let’s fucking go! MINER So, what’s your name? SOMEONE Daniel. MINER Daniel, what happened to your legs? DANIEL I forked with a couple of crooks on block 536200. MINER 536200 - I remember the gossip like it was yesterday. DANIEL This is why I wanna transition to web3. MINER Why? DANIEL Coz everybody knows my name now. MINER Well, you were the three Daniels forking bitcoin. FADE IN image of the three Daniels. Daniel 1 audio: “it's money’s democratic language.” DANIEL (O.S.) Daniel was talking so smartly while we forked. MINER (O.S.) A-ha. DANIEL (O.S.) The other Daniel he would... Daniel 2 audio: “Use bitcoin to buy drugs sometimes.” DANIEL (O.S.) Sometimes! FADE OUT image of the three Daniels. The MINER, still running, tweaks their neck to talk more directly to DANIEL. MINER But, according to the block those two Daniels cut you out. FADE IN image of the scuffle. DANIEL (O.S.) We were forking together for years and then one day Daniel and Daniel pushed me over the chain and I lost my legs. FADE OUT MINER That is sad. DANIEL I don’t wanna be a Daniel! The MINER stops running and looks into DANIEL's eyes. MINER Do you have a shitty name? DANIEL Yes. MINER Do you desire a new identity? DANIEL Yes! A Namecoin template with many names fills the screen. MINER (screaming) Namecoin! END OF EPISODE ## Publication Information - [Miner Kramps](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@kramps/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@kramps): Subscribe to updates