# How big an idiot do you think I am?

By [licuke](https://paragraph.com/@licuke) · 2022-05-11

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Tom forgot his shopping list and only got half of what he had intended to get when he went shopping.

Look, this is not that big of a deal.

There's a big hole in your sock.

My father doesn’t speak good English.

I thought you'd be full after eating that big steak.

I could see him more.

Have a cigarette, won’t you?

Tom is bigger than me.

Have you opened the door?

All the swings are empty.

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