# Boyfriends

By [Lieutenant Yoshida](https://paragraph.com/@lieutenant-yoshida-2) · 2021-11-27

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Girls be like, my boyfriend gave me flowers, or, my boyfriend gave me jewelry.

What about my boyfriend?

Oh, he gave me depression.

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*Originally published on [Lieutenant Yoshida](https://paragraph.com/@lieutenant-yoshida-2/boyfriends)*