# Pigeon Revolution

By [Lost Cause Lawyer](https://paragraph.com/@lost-cause-lawyer) · 2025-06-07

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Pigeons are tired being the targets of the city: Insulted, chased away, baited with crumbs and accused of sidewalk vandalism.

With your donation we will fund:

\-Neighborhood canteens (Where pigeons can eat without having to beg).

\-Schools of diplomacy ("How to steal a sandwich without looking rude").

\-Self-defense classes ("How to avoid thrown shoes: ancient techniques").

Laughing at pigeons is easy, laughing with them is an art.. and you deserve not to clean your windshield every morning.

The pigeons are in revolt, they have a plan and are organizing. Choose your faction:

1.  Donate now to get symbolic protection and their eternal indifference (Can you believe that? For real??).
    
2.  Suffer their outrage (They tell me to write this : "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" Does it make any sense to you?).
    

#PigeonRevolution

\*\*Rewards for you (symbolic but advantageous and gloriously useless):\*\*

\*\*$5:\*\* Your name will be whispered among the neighborhood pigeons (placebo effect guaranteed, sometimes).

\*\*$10:\*\* Pigeons will perch near you feigning indifference or fly away upon your arrival (Who can tell?).

\*\*$20:\*\* Non-aggression pact: Pigeons will perhaps avoid using you as a target for a while (Or maybe not, suspense is part of the game).

\*\*$50:\*\* Local pigeons will ignore your car for a week.. or a couple of days.. don't know.. (Non-binding promise).

\*\*$100:\*\* You are officially “The One Who Feeds Us” (No pigeon will remember this, but you will know you made a difference).

If you're brave enough you can support also via crypto (Recommended Stable Crumbs and Pollygon network: They are Pigeon friendly)

→ Directly here: 0x3B064F6B9EbC3DA2D9b0005CcADE2BC125bBb194

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*Originally published on [Lost Cause Lawyer](https://paragraph.com/@lost-cause-lawyer/pigeon-revolution)*