# I write fake news.

By [martijnp](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp) · 2022-05-25

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The sun comes up in the east.

The hailstones were as big as tennis balls.

What a pity.

I don't know much about banking.

You're not looking at the big picture.

Its origin is still a mystery now.

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