# martijnp

## Recent Posts

- [The giraffe licked the tree and spat at the gorilla.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/the-giraffe-licked-the-tree-and-spat-at-the-gorilla)
- [I am filthy rich.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/i-am-filthy-rich)
- [I've made a list of people I need to talk to.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/i-ve-made-a-list-of-people-i-need-to-talk-to)
- [We drink coffee every morning.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/we-drink-coffee-every-morning)
- [Tell me about what you watch on TV.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/tell-me-about-what-you-watch-on-tv)
- [We're one big, happy family.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/we-re-one-big-happy-family)
- [You’ll get a chance to come closer to nature, meet lots of different animals, birds, and plants.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/you-ll-get-a-chance-to-come-closer-to-nature-meet-lots-of-different-animals-birds-and-plants)
- [Business costs will go down.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/business-costs-will-go-down)
- [If you ask for my number, you can have it; it’s 911.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/if-you-ask-for-my-number-you-can-have-it-it-s-911)
- [That's fine.](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/that-s-fine)

## Blog Information

- [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/): Main blog page
- [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@martijnp): Subscribe to updates

## Optional

- [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/): Complete post archive
- [Sitemap](https://paragraph.com/@martijnp/sitemap-index.xml): XML sitemap for crawlers