# May I sit down?

By [Mechanismus](https://paragraph.com/@mechanismus) · 2022-05-01

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Ask your guest if you could serve them tea, if they say yes, say “You have to wear a T-shirt to have my tea.

It was windy and my hair was blowing all over my face.

It's rare to find big yards in Japan.

I have only a few seconds left in which to remind you that.

New York is a big city.

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