# #13 crypto bros **Published by:** [Megan Dias 𓂙](https://paragraph.com/@megan-dias/) **Published on:** 2022-05-16 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@megan-dias/13-crypto-bros ## Content Crypto bros in their overly expensive attire Flamboyant perfume cologne And cocky demeanour Who think it’s okay to forfeit exercising For yield farming A whole life revolved around a feed Number go up But still a proud mom’s-basement-degen Anon because safety or anon because trend? “Drinks on me” they bellow in a bull “My life is ruined” they lament in a bear We have similar principles though, *i think *Decentralization, self-sovereignty, censorship-resistance The list goes on and on Nevertheless, it’s just crypto Get your ass outside and in the sun Walk, run, jog, lift, stretch, whatever I promise it’s not the end of the world Who are you outside of “cryptoecon” anyways? Let him out at the conferences to play ** ** ## Publication Information - [Megan Dias 𓂙](https://paragraph.com/@megan-dias/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@megan-dias/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@megan-dias): Subscribe to updates