# Pickleheart Genesis

By [Pickleheart Liverthief](https://paragraph.com/@pickleheart-liverthief) · 2021-10-12

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This is it, people. I need to prove everything to the record company, but without giving them the secret knowledge. That would give them too much leverage. I need a safe place to keep my old composition books.

[https://twitter.com/PLiverthief/status/1447652185227943937](https://twitter.com/PLiverthief/status/1447652185227943937)

I need 192 bytes that might as well be random, for all the good that will do me. I need a beat, a retro vibe, and I need it by October 15. To kick things off, I will be offering Pickleheart Genesis for that special someone who needs everything as much as I do.

[https://foundation.app/@pliverthief/~/96941](https://foundation.app/@pliverthief/~/96941)

**F**requently **A**sked **Q**uestions:

Q: So, your name is Pickleheart?

A: Yep — heart made of pickles.

Q: And your last name is Liverthief?

A: No comment.

Q: Are you, like, a real person — or a figment?

A: Absolutely.

Q: No, seriously.

A: I dreamt I was Chuang Tzu, who dreamt of being a butterfly.

Q: Who hasn’t?

A: The butterfly dreamt he was a software engineer, who dreamt he was me. But now I don’t know if I am me, or Chuang Tzu, or the butterfly.

Q: But you’re not a software engineer?

A: Definitely not.

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*Originally published on [Pickleheart Liverthief](https://paragraph.com/@pickleheart-liverthief/pickleheart-genesis)*