# provoke

## Recent Posts

- [I need to cook lunch.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/i-need-to-cook-lunch)
- [I don't owe you anything.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/i-don-t-owe-you-anything)
- [If you ask for my number, you can have it; it’s 911.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/if-you-ask-for-my-number-you-can-have-it-it-s-911)
- [Show me a list of your rates, please.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/show-me-a-list-of-your-rates-please)
- [Those apples are big.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/those-apples-are-big)
- [He went fast down the slide.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/he-went-fast-down-the-slide)
- [He does everything without aim.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/he-does-everything-without-aim)
- [Look at me.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/look-at-me)
- [It’ll happen any day now.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/it-ll-happen-any-day-now)
- [I’m on the fence.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/i-m-on-the-fence)
- [The girl picked the pink flower out of her garden.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/the-girl-picked-the-pink-flower-out-of-her-garden)
- [He drinks more water than I.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/he-drinks-more-water-than-i)
- [Tom was on the list.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/tom-was-on-the-list)
- [Deodorant helps to prevent embarrasing moments.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/deodorant-helps-to-prevent-embarrasing-moments)
- [There's a big black truck parked in your driveway.](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/there-s-a-big-black-truck-parked-in-your-driveway)
- [Who will do all the housework?](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/who-will-do-all-the-housework)

## Blog Information

- [Homepage](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/): Main blog page
- [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@provoke): Subscribe to updates

## Optional

- [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/): Complete post archive
- [Sitemap](https://paragraph.com/@provoke/sitemap-index.xml): XML sitemap for crawlers