# MFER ONCHAIN SUMMER BRIEF

By [radar](https://paragraph.com/@radar) · 2024-06-29

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To: All Mfers Preparing for Operation OCS

From: 9007

Date: June 29, 2024

Memo: Launch Prep for the Mfers

Greetings, fellow Mfers!

It's your favorite stick figure, here to provide some much-needed guidance and a sprinkle of humor as we gear up for the big launch. I've compiled a list of essential reminders to ensure a smooth and successful takeoff.

Let's dive in, shall we?

1\. Check your oxygen levels, because running out of air during launch will get you rekt!

2\. Double-check your calculations. We don't want to end up orbiting [#Uranus](https://x.com/hashtag/Uranus?src=hashtag_click) instead of [#Mars](https://x.com/hashtag/Mars?src=hashtag_click).

3\. Make sure your PFPs are set to [$mfer](https://x.com/search?q=%24mfer&src=cashtag_click) and your uniform is properly fitted. Nobody wants a penguin or ape in zero gravity.

4\. Stock up on snacks and beverages. You never know when you might get a craving for some freeze-dried [#cheetos](https://x.com/hashtag/cheetos?src=hashtag_click) and purple [#sprite](https://x.com/hashtag/sprite?src=hashtag_click)

![🥤](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/c9bad944466306dcc6525db3c928aea9..svg "Cup with straw")

5\. Don't forget to bring your sense of humor. Laughter is the best way to deal with the inevitable mishaps and blunders that come with space travel.

6\. Remember to pack your [#ledger](https://x.com/hashtag/ledger?src=hashtag_click). You never know when you might need to [#trade](https://x.com/hashtag/trade?src=hashtag_click) with a passing spaceship.

7\. Keep your wits about you. The universe is full of surprises, and you never know what might be lurking around the next asteroid.

8\. Stay hydrated. Drinking plenty of [#water](https://x.com/hashtag/water?src=hashtag_click) is essential for maintaining optimal performance and avoiding those pesky space headaches. Be water my friends.

9\. Don't forget to take a moment to appreciate the view. The [#cosmos](https://x.com/hashtag/cosmos?src=hashtag_click) is a stunning sight, and it's easy to get caught up in the chaos of launch preparations.

10\. Most importantly, [#believe](https://x.com/hashtag/believe?src=hashtag_click) in yourselves and your abilities.

You've got this, Mfers!

Now, go forth and conquer the final frontier with [#optimism](https://x.com/hashtag/optimism?src=hashtag_click), but remember to have a little fun along the way during [#onchainsummer](https://x.com/hashtag/onchainsummer?src=hashtag_click)

After all, what's the point of reaching the [#moon](https://x.com/hashtag/moon?src=hashtag_click) and exploring the universe if you can't enjoy the ride?

![🏁](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/cde710c320374b8100a7ce2c4b7936bf..svg "Chequered flag")

Jah Bless!

![☮️](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/fda03559ea9e3aec4e103875ed38b902..svg "Peace symbol")

![❤️](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/d30f67242206512107100a0c1d3c22f4..svg "Red heart")

![🫡](https://storage.googleapis.com/papyrus_images/72b4f52c61e2ecd3bb0547305b8e69ed..svg "Saluting face")

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*Originally published on [radar](https://paragraph.com/@radar/mfer-op-ocs)*