# You should marry me.

By [samclearman](https://paragraph.com/@samclearman) · 2022-05-16

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I'm hoping they'll give me a big raise.

Can I help you?

Would you like a nice big piece of apple pie?

There used to be a big cherry tree behind my house.

Where do you live?

We're just one big, happy family, aren't we?

Try again.

It wasn't a big store, right?

It's a pretty big club.

You should marry me.

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