# Sausage Climb

*A Vertical Meat Odyssey*

By [SausageDad](https://paragraph.com/@sausagedad) · 2025-04-12

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Welcome to Sausage Climb, an unhinged vertical platformer where survival depends on your reflexes, your wiener’s agility, and your ability to dodge incoming meat.

Built for Farcade and playable across Telegram, Warpcast, and World App, Sausage Climb is an endless wall-jumper where you play as a sausage trying to climb to glory, while avoiding getting skewered by sausages sticking out of the walls.

Yes. You read that right.  
It’s sausage vs sausage.

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### 🌭 How It Works

You’re a sausage. You’re climbing.

Tap to jump from wall to wall, timing each leap to avoid the dangerous wieners randomly placed on either side. Mistime a jump and—_BOOM_—penetrated. Game over.

Climb as high as you can.  
Grab as many coins as possible.  
Don’t get meat-spiked.

That’s the game.

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### 💰 Coins, Clout, and Climbing

Scattered throughout your climb are glowing coins you can collect for points.

The higher you go, the faster things move—and the closer you get to leaderboard glory.

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### 🎨 Visual Vibes

Sausage Climb features a ridiculous yet polished aesthetic:

*   **Bright coins**
    
*   **Cartoonish meat traps**
    
*   **Bouncy sausage physics**
    
*   **Clean mobile UI** made for one-thumb madness
    

Everything scrolls upward at an increasing speed, pushing your reflexes to the limit as you weave between wieners.

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### 🧢 Web3 Integration

Fully integrated with Farcade and the Farcaster ecosystem, Sausage Climb features:

*   **On-chain leaderboards**
    
*   **Shareable scores** to flex to your boys
    
    Get good, and let the world know who the real _Climb Daddy_ is.
    

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### 🔥 Why Play Sausage Climb?

*   **Fast & Funny:** Easy to play, hard to master, hilarious to watch.
    
*   **Endless Challenge:** There’s always a new personal best to beat.
    
*   **Coin-Collecting Madness:** Every jump is a risk vs reward decision.
    
*   **Meat Dodge Reflex Test:** Seriously, it gets wild.
    

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### Ready to Rise to the Top?

Play Sausage Climb on Farcade and prove your skills.  
Jump, dodge, collect, survive.  
The walls are closing in. The wieners are waiting.  
Can you handle the climb?

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*Originally published on [SausageDad](https://paragraph.com/@sausagedad/sausage-climb)*