# Golden Wedding Anniversary

**Published by:** [siside](https://paragraph.com/@siside/)
**Published on:** 2022-01-03
**URL:** https://paragraph.com/@siside/golden-wedding-anniversary

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well，it dates back to our honeymoon，”explained the man.“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said，‘That’s once. ’” “We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said，‘That’s twice. ’” “We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.” “I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said，‘That’s once.

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