# Pandas are fat.

By [suedegambit](https://paragraph.com/@suedegambit) · 2022-05-18

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Why me?

The next thing I am going to say is true.

I need to pack for my trip.

My favorite part about dancing is listening to the music.

There is a hefty ransom.

He gave me a big hug.

I’m not drinking alcohol because I will drive other people home later.

Could you do me a really big favor?

It’s as old as the hills.

I do have a crush, but it's not mutual He already has a lovely wife, anyways.

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