# Pandas are fat. **Published by:** [suedegambit](https://paragraph.com/@suedegambit/) **Published on:** 2022-05-18 **URL:** https://paragraph.com/@suedegambit/pandas-are-fat ## Content Why me? The next thing I am going to say is true. I need to pack for my trip. My favorite part about dancing is listening to the music. There is a hefty ransom. He gave me a big hug. I’m not drinking alcohol because I will drive other people home later. Could you do me a really big favor? It’s as old as the hills. I do have a crush, but it's not mutual He already has a lovely wife, anyways. ## Publication Information - [suedegambit](https://paragraph.com/@suedegambit/): Publication homepage - [All Posts](https://paragraph.com/@suedegambit/): More posts from this publication - [RSS Feed](https://api.paragraph.com/blogs/rss/@suedegambit): Subscribe to updates