# I’m the designated driver.

By [tcha](https://paragraph.com/@tcha) · 2022-05-02

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Your names were crossed off the list.

I have a friend whose father is the captain of a big ship.

You ever make to-do lists and put a few things on there you’ve already done.

He is trying to imitate the speaker's pronunciation.

It's really big.

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